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brunodargor
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2026 1:52 am Post subject: WE WANT METALIUM NEWS!!! |
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Well...
As we all Metalians and fans can see now there hasn't been news for such a long time about our beloved band Metalium...
They may think we are annoying, asking them for news all the time and don't give them a break...
But is it our fault???
We are just fans and, as fans, we like to know what is going on with our favourite metal band!
Is this wrong???
Well, I don't know...
So, I decided to express all my revolt composing a song...
My main objective in this song is not to offend the band members but just to touch their hearts in order to make them understand that we need news...
We are all looking forward to the next album...
So, here follows my song...
I hope you guys like it...
"METALIUM IS OUR FAVOURITE BAND AT ALL
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS A LACK OF NEWS NOW
WE WOULD LIKE MORE VIDEOS, MP3s AND EVEN LARS A BASS SOLO PLAYING
BUT AT LAST SOME SLEEP NOW HE SEEMS TO BE TAKING
AMONG MANY BANDS, METALIUM IS THE ONLY ONE WE SEE THROUGH OUR EYES
BUT WITHOUT NEWS NOW EVEN NANCY CAN NOT SAVE US
SO A BETTER WEBMASTER FULL OF NEWS THE BAND MUST HIRE
OR WITH A TRICK WE WILL MAKE YOUR PANTS BURN! BURN JUST LIKE FIRE!
HOLY CRAP! I'M FURIOUS! I'M BLUE WITH HATE!
GIVE US NEWS OR I'LL HAVE A SHIT AND ON YOUR HEADS A DIRTY MESS I'LL MAKE!
FOLKS SAY ONE OF THE GREATEST METALIUM SONGS IS ODIN'S SPELL
BUT OR YOU SUCKERS GIVE US NEWS OR LIKE LORELEY WE'LL SING AND TAKE YOU TO THE F***ING LUNGS OF HELL!
I DON'T KNOW BUT THIS GERMAN CHICK MUST BE HOT!
AND MATTHIAS PAINTED ALL IN BLUE AS A TRUE METALIAN IS UGLY A LOT!
"TAKE IT EASY GUYS. WE ARE BUSY NOW." COME ONE! DON'T GIVE US THIS SHIT!!! WE WANT NEWS!
IT'S BECAUSE OF OUR MONEY THAT YOU GUYS PAY YOUR F***ING BILLS!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS NEW SEXY METALIANA
SHE WILL LOVE TO SEE MY BIG AND LONG "SWORD" CALLED TIZONA
ALL YOUR ALBUNS ALWAYS HAVE THAT OLD METALIAN THING
BUT THE NEXT OPENER WITH HIGH SCREAMS HENNING MUST SING
BY THE WAY, I THINK THIS GUY HAS A TOTAL FAKE BLOND HAIR!
BUT IF HE TOOK PART IN OUR DISCUSSIONS HERE, I THINK I WOULDN'T CARE
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND! IN 2004 WE METALIANS WILL GET EVEN STRONGER BUT IN 2000 WE REACHED THE STATE OF TRIUMPH AND EVEN EARLIER IN 1999 WE WERE FREE FOREVER
BUT WITH NO NEWS YOU'LL NOT LIKE TO SEE US RED EYED WHEN WE GET TOGETHER!
NEWS! NEWS! NEWS! THAT'S ALL WE FANS ASK YOU FOR!!!
OR WE'LL KICK YOUR F***ING DIRTY ASSES WITH METAL POINTED SHOES AS YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE!
BUT WE STILL LOVE THIS BAND SO, EVEN THOUGH, WE WILL WAIT ON AND ON
BECAUSE, FINALLY, IN THE NEXT ALBUM WE METALIANS WILL BE AS ONE..."
Namri.
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MICHAEL EHRE
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Joined: 01 May 2026
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2026 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hi Bruno,
youre right, man! We should send out more news to all our fans! But to be honest: During the recordings and the making od an album were all very, very busy and although there are happening a lot of things they might not be too interesting for our fans.
But Ill for myself will try to give more news in the future, so that you will always be up to date!
Now I can tell you that we will record the backing vocals for Chapter 4 this weekend - so step by step we come closer to the final product!!! I cant wait!!!
Bye
Michael |
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BrazilianMF
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Joined: 09 May 2026
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Location: Brazil
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2026 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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hey Bruno
Your song is pretty creative, but i guess you took it too hard.
Metalium is not a giant monster band as Iron Maiden for exemple to hire someone to inform their fans of every fart they take. heheh
Of course I agree that would be good to have Henning taking part in the forum, to have exclusive mp3 and etc. But we DO have to understand their point of view....
But keep on writing lyrics, you`re good
By the way, what about doing a contest just with funny versions of the Metalium songs?
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Rakan
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2026 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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That was sweet!! Sorry I have been inactive, I moved into college and have been so busy lately. But that is cool man!!!! Nice job.  I would say more, but got class in an hour and need lunch (yeah it is 3 hours past lunch time, but i have been in class all day!) |
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Swords
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| Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2026 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| hmmm....well.... excuse me if i'm not all that happy with your song. |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 10:16 am Post subject: |
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| Swords wrote: | | hmmm....well.... excuse me if i'm not all that happy with your song. |
why??
you think the lyriks are to inequitably opposite the band? |
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Swords
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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why???
how about cuz he suggests firing me !?!?  |
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brunodargor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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No, Nancy... 
Don't get me wrong...
You are our dear and sweet Nancy...
Without you this cool Message Board would not be the same at all!
And for the ones who might be talking nonsense, please read what I wrote:
"My main objective in this song is not to offend the band members but just to touch their hearts in order to make them understand that we need news..."
PLEASE, I LOVE METALIUM!!!
Namri.
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Swords
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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phuh, and what's all this then eh?
"SO A BETTER WEBMASTER FULL OF NEWS THE BAND MUST HIRE "
....not too many ways to read THAT wrong in my opinion... |
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brunodargor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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uhahaha But Nancy! 
When I was composing the song I had to rhyme FIRE with something...
So I thought hard and the only thing that came out was HIRE uhahaha 
Sorry Nancy...
It was just a matter of rhyming, you know...
You are the best webmaster in ALL the Metalian world...
We ALL miss you when you are out!!! 
Namri.
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Swords
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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rhyme eh? ....hmmm, lets see..... 
how about,
" So a better way of communication must transpire" ....
yep, i'd like that a LOT better |
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brunodargor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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uhaha You are pretty creative
But that would not be as funny as what I wrote...
And that was my objective...
Make something funny but without offend anyone...
But thanks for you idea...
I will remember it when I write the next song uhaha
But, please, say you are not sad and offended...
I HATE to hurt people...
GATHA! EU TE ADORO!
Namri.
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Swords
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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OH so you think firing ME is funny eh??? wel PHOE you !
nah, it's alright Bruno, i know you're just fooling around |
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brunodargor
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2026 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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As I have said, this Forum would not be the same without you Nancy!
No matter who is going to play the role of the Metaliana on the next Metalium album, but you are the TRUE METAL-LADY!
Namri.
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