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BrazilianMF
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2026 8:49 pm    Post subject: Funny Lyrics..

here`s my version of Free Forver... it is called...


BEER FOREVER


IM THROUGH THE BAR
ASKED FOR A BEER
ANTICIPATE THE TASTE OF IT
MY ONLY MOVE
IS TO FILL MY GLASS

I DRAW IT TO MY ANXIOUS LIPS
SPELLBOUND URGE I CAN`T RESIST
IT MAKES ME FEEL I AM "no calling names" PRETTY

BEER FOREVER
COME TOGETHER
GET DRUNK WITH ME
BEER RULES THE UNIVERSE

HONOUR AND TRUTH I LOSE IT ALL
AS I FALL OFF TO THE GROUND
I THROW UP ALL THAT I ATE

PEOPLE START LAUGHING AT ME
BUT THERE`S NOTHING I CAN THINK
I JUST WANT ANOTHER BEER TASTE

BEER FOREVER
COME TOGETHER
GET DRUNK WITH ME
BEER RULES THE UNIVERSE


I DRINK BEER - FOREVER !
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2026 10:23 pm    Post subject:

Laughing really Gustavo, people might start getting the "wrong" idea about you....like, you being an alcoholic or such.... Laughing
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 10:22 am    Post subject:

Cool

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brunodargor
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 12:34 pm    Post subject:

uhaha That's hilarious Gustavo! Laughing

But it's quite cool man! Laughing

But is it just a song you created or you are really like that man??? uhaha Laughing


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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 12:43 pm    Post subject:

Olha ai Gustavo...

Voc viu a nova news que mandei para o site da whiplash?

Eu achei que nnguem por aqui sabia da Saeko e acabei mandando...

Os caras publicaram ontem...

Valeu!


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BrazilianMF
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2026 10:21 pm    Post subject:

No, I`m not alcoholic!!!! Not at all. I was just doing some joke. I like beer, but not that way... (by the way sorry for using that dirty word). You guys could also post some versions here, it`s a nice play.

Valew Bruno, eu mande para a central de notcias do Whiplash, logo que eu soube, o prob que eu acho que o Whiplash no me d muito crdito, mas a Rock Brigade e o Rock Online publicaram logo que eu disse...
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2026 7:52 pm    Post subject:

Alright Gustavo, here's a funny version of BREAK OUT, now for the occasion called BREAK IN Laughing


BREAK IN

WEAPONS WERE BOUGHT
TO BREAK IN AN ENTRANCE
NEVER BEEN FRAIL OR CAPTURED
NO WEAKEST SPOT HAS BEEN FOUND
IN OUR SCHEMES
SOON YOU'LL SEE OUR GENIOUSY


MEN WITH TOOLS AND NO HONOUR,
NOT ONE CLUMSIER THAN THE OTHER
OUR HAMMERS SMASH THE WINDOWS
CUZ THERE'S THIS FEELING
THERE MUST BE MORE
VOICES KEEP TELLING ME
THERE'S A GREAT TREASURE BEHIND THAT DOOR


DRIVEN BY HIGHER POWERS
IN THE LATE LATE HOURS
FLASH LIGHTS GUIDING ME ON MY WAY
VOICES KEEP TELLING ME OF THIS TREASURE BEHIND THAT DOOR
EVIL, LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES


BREAK IN
AND BE THE MASTER
TOGETHER WE WILL STEAL IT ALL
NO DOUBT
OUR LOAD IS GROWING FASTER
MASTERTHIEVES WE WILL BE ALL


SOLO


(SHEDEVIL OF THE AIR)
FIND THE ELEMENTS FOR ENTRANCE
CROWBAR, HAMMER, KNIFE, KEYS
BREAK YOUR THE WAY THROUGH THE DOOR


(SHEDEVIL OF THE EARTH)
IF YOU SUCCEED
YOU WILL BECOME VERY RICH


BREAK IN
AND BE THE MASTER
TOGETHER WE WILL STEAL IT ALL
NO DOUBT
OUR LOAD IS GROWING FASTER
MASTERTHIEVES WE WILL BE ALL

OUTRO:


(SHEDEVIL OF THE FIRE)
BE THE MASTERTHIEVE
BE THE MASTERTHIEVE
BE THE MASTERTHIEVE


I'LL BE THE ONE

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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2026 11:35 pm    Post subject:

(SHEDEVIL OF THE AIR)
FIND THE ELEMENTS FOR ENTRANCE
CROWBAR, HAMMER, KNIFE, KEYS
BREAK YOUR THE WAY THROUGH THE DOOR

(SHEDEVIL OF THE EARTH)
IF YOU SUCCEED
YOU WILL BECOME VERY RICH



uhaha Nancy, this part above is just hilarious... Laughing

Nice and cool version... Laughing

We are all "messing" with the Lars lyrics uhaha Laughing


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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2026 4:36 pm    Post subject:

Yep, Gustavo, that would be a funny one. Your kind of like a metal version of Wierd Al Yankovich (no pun intended).
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2026 10:21 pm    Post subject:

Well,
Gustavo started this topic with a song about beer...
Then Nancy came out with a funny and cool lyrics about robbery...

So I decided to write one about food!
Check it out!


FOOD NATION

Hungry through the past
Standing at the table at last
Historical moment
Survived all the dishes
A lot of different food stuffs
We have received
Now there is nothing that we can't eat
You make me eat, reflecting the next pie in me

Still not satisfied
That delicious cake was meant
To carry itself futher
To the deep of my stomach
A lot of kinds of food unknown
Still need to be tasted
So we'll united eating another big bar of chocolate
There's more food to come
The next dish will make my belly explode

So all Metalians eat all the world
Until the end of it
I'm starving, so eat with me

Most delicious dish ever eatten
Together we'll raise our spoons and forks
I'll not eat you, so eat with me...



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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2026 2:33 pm    Post subject:

LOL Bruno ! .... that IS a funny one for sure Laughing
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2026 6:07 pm    Post subject:

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but I like you all the same
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BrazilianMF
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2026 8:25 pm    Post subject:

Yeah guys you got that
and thanx for comparing me to Weird Yankovich....
`m working, and soon I`ll come up with one more...
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2026 9:23 pm    Post subject:

...Who is this guy called Weird Yankovich???

...Never heard of him before...


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BrazilianMF
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2026 7:37 pm    Post subject:

hey bruno
look for a song, or even for the video of Smells like Nirvana....
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